(Fardeen approaches Emily’s sorority house overhang and views up towards the balcony.)
Fardeen: What’s this luminescent beam of calm relaxing firelight escaping through that window, oh... It's Emily. Doesn't this chick know about curtains? Man, just look at that stunning slim figure with a hazel-nut complexion that's like a warm gentle campfire. I want to be the complexion, so I can bathe in the warmth of its canvas.
Emily: What up?
Fardeen: Whoa, hello. I was simply –
Emily: Why are you on my property?
Fardeen: Tune in, you're certainly one of the most sultry young ladies in Mrs. Romine’s Physics’ class, or whatever. I'm Fardeen.
Juliet: Fardeen, Fardeen, what sort of a guy name is called Fardeen? Why not incorporate something more neutral and common,…show more content… Let’s strike.
Fardeen: Don't bother.
Emily: Alex, I mean Fardeen. You can be kind and caring, but do you actually have love for me?
Fardeen: (singing) I swear… by the moon and the stars in the sky…
Fardeen and Emily: (singing) I'll be there… I care and love you with the sound of every beat of my –
Emily: No. This isn't right.
Fardeen: But, we do have a more intimate bond for each other.
Emily: Oh my god, the song’s words. The measure is "For what is promised is casted over you nearby." I must to depart. Goodbye.
Fardeen: We can convene about basketballs.
Emily: What?
Fardeen: What I meant to say was that we should convene on about the basketballs you planned on giving me later this week
(Juliet's PDA rings.)
Emily: It's my impeded sibling, Patrick. I must take leave, on rare occasions, Patrick just leaves the house. (Emily clears out.)
Fardeen: Was this one of my many fantasies?
Emily: (re-enters) Genuinely, however, content me.
Fardeen: I don't have your number.
(Emily’s telephone rings.)
Emily: I must really leave this time; Patrick is nowhere to be found.
