Ed More Worth Vacation: A Short Story

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Pages: 6

“Do you believe in god,” Ed blankly asked himself in the cracked bathroom mirror.
He was starting his morning ritual as he did every day, asking himself the same question, stumbling around his one bedroom apartment looking for his things. “WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE KEYS,” he barked loudly. The woman nextWhat do you expect when you go on a vacation? A one night stand maybe? Perhaps it’s getting to drunk and waking up somewhere you didn't go to sleep. The party never really stops on vacation, and we all know no one goes on vacation alone. It would be so mundane, there would be no one to converse with or connect to. There are little things we hope happen to us on vacation. We all have hopes of meeting some attractive woman or man and having an
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Why go to a far off place just to blow all your money and end up in the same place you started? It seemed a waste of money and time to him. A big investment to disappointment as he calls it.
What would happen if he actually went on one? The story will begin shortly, but before it does I have a question for you to think about while you read this.

Why is your life the way it is? door What do you expect when you go on a vacation? A one night stand maybe? Perhaps it’s getting to drunk and waking up somewhere you didn't go to sleep. The party never really stops on vacation, and we all know no one goes on vacation alone. It would be so mundane, there would be no one to converse with or connect to. There are little things we hope happen to us on vacation. We all have hopes of meeting some attractive woman or man and having an exotic experience in a country that’s not our own. Its something about touching soft exotic skin that gets us excited. Sometimes vacations aren't all of that, some vacations are close to home like the trip to the lake you’ve been dying for. In all of this there is something that is certain, vacations are unpredictable. You never honestly know what is really gonna happen. You never know who you’re gonna