English Bulldog Satire

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Let’s get straight to the issue at hand, I want an English bulldog. You say, among other things, they are too expensive and we already have a perfectly fine dog. I am prepared, to the best of my ability, to refute all of your opposing claims.
How can anyone put a price on a friend or loyal companion? You have raised me and my brothers to have a higher value for friends, family and God than worldly things such as money. By saying an English Bulldog is “too expensive” you are going back on your own teaching by putting a higher value over money, than the wonderful “steed” of a K-9 that is the English Bulldog. Yes, it is true that we already have a dog; that I love very much.. Tegan is great and I could not ask for a better Boxer than herself;