Graduation Speech: Cookie Dough Mountains

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Hello, tourists! Next stop: Cookie Dough Mountains! This fabulous room is a favorite for many tourists, and I hope you brought some silverware because there are free samples! You are well advised to wear multiple layers. Ah, here we are! Before we go too far into this beautiful chocolate chip landscape, those who want to borrow a coat can grab one from that stall over there… okay, everyone ready? Let’s go! Please don’t touch any of the animals, and stay on the trail. Up ahead is our tasty hot cocoa and milk cabin, does anyone want to purchase a glass while we’re here? As we turn left down this trail, you’ll see chocolate chip trees, and if you want to, you can try some sugar-snow. And here are the guest lodges! Those who plan a vacation here can stay in our cozy lodges complete with three bedrooms and a fireplace! …show more content…
The cookie dough is one hundred percent edible, by the way. Next we will retrace our steps back to the Hot Chocolate cabin. Anyone want hot chocolate? As we continue in the opposite direction from earlier, you’ll see to our left our famous cookie dough dunk tank, who wants to try it out? It is perfectly safe because you will have a harness to pull you out afterwards. Only one person has suffocated. Once a girl ate her way out! To our right are the giant cookie dough barrels, who wants samples?! We have sugar cookie dough, chocolate chip cookie dough, snickerdoodle cookie dough, peanut butter cookie dough, among other options. Grab a bite! They have been test negative for salmonella, so don’t worry about that! Here, have a spoon. And one for you, and you, and