Harry Nuts Squirel Essay

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The Under Tree Crime Life of the Top Squirrel Harry “Nuts”
Chrissy Taylor
ITT Technical Institute

Research Ideas
The crime life of SwM
Facts/other info * They are tougher than a regular SwM
* They are feared * Make tons of nuts/acorns by running walnut casinos and through acorn extortion * Keeps the gangs under control exp: chipmunk street gang under control out of fear * Having some of the rat patrol in their
Back cheeks
* Always the chance of being road kill * Risk of going to the nuthouse * Their wife and kids could be squirrel bait At anytime * Going nuts due to that they are constantly Under nutvalance
Introduction * General topic: crime life of a SwM * Limited topic: SwM as a Nutpin * Thesis: The SwM known as the Nutpin
Body paragraphs * Advantages * Disadvantages
Conclusion: Trying to get out of the crime life

The Under Tree Crime Life of the Top
Squirrel…Harry “Nuts”

Since the enormous increase in population within the Squirrels with Moustaches (SwM) community, there has come a group of tougher SwMs. These now tougher Squirrels with Moustaches are known as the Grey Moustache family. They have come here from Elm Wood Treeville. They live the life of a crime family and there is one top SwM known as the Nut Pin is also known as “The Boss”. His name is Harry “Nuts” Squirrel. There is a constant threat of Harry “Nuts” becoming road kill, being sent to the nuthouse, and always being under Nutvalance. In this wild life that the tough Squirrels with Moustaches live in, there is a constant threat of becoming road kill.” Nuts” always has a chance that one of his under squirrels can turn nut evidence with the rat patrol. Harry “Nuts” Squirrel has hired the Rocky Raccoon security boys for protection. You would think that Elm Wood Treeville would be a safe place to live, but in reality it is an extremely shady forest in which they live (Squirrel, 2012). There is always an under squirrel that wants to stay out of trouble for one reason or another who is willing to throw their Nut Pin under the bus. Along with the great possibility of becoming road kill. There is also the enormous chance of being sent to the nuthouse. With the line of business they are in there are many ways in which that could happen. Some of the ways that they could be sent up the river are: Nutateering, Walnut extortion, having squirrelations with squirrel bait, and peanut laundering (Chubbs, 2011). There are many kinds of rodents out there wanting to hunt the Nut down. The nuthouse would not be a picnic in the park for this kind of SwM. There is another disadvantage of being the highest SwM and that is living in fear of being surrounded by nutvalence all the time. Whether it be by the use of extremely tiny cameras, or by having some of the rat patrol staking out Treevilles top trees in their cheese mobiles. The rat patrol has many of their officers staking out the nut pins house, his parents’ house and all of his businesses (Squirrel,…