Humorous Wedding Speech

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Good evening, Class of 2017, current students, parents, family members, and district staff. Thank you for being in attendance tonight. I think I can speak for us graduates when I say that each and every one of you has made an impact on our lives. We are truly grateful to celebrate our achievement with you all.

I would like to start by thanking those who have made an everlasting impact on my life during my years at Dryden.

First and foremost, I would like to thank my best friend Grace DePaull. From being my first real friend in Dryden after transferring from Cassavant in second grade, to being my best friend today, you have changed my life for the better. You encourage me to live the best life possible. From forcing me to wake up at 5:00 am to run the streets of Marseille, France with you, to nagging me to study and finish school work, and to, most importantly, making me laugh each and every day, you have brought out the best version of myself. I am truly grateful to call you my best friend. …show more content…
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