I M Alfred The Turkey Analysis

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Hi, I’m Alfred the turkey. You know what time of the year is the worst? Well here's a hint it starts by killing me and my family. Oh you think your funny “not knowing”, but I know you know what time it is. Thats right, it's Thanksgiving. I’m a domesticated turkey so I can’t fly away from people when they try to kill me, but somehow I always get away. My best turkey friend is Fluffy, I think she's gonna go get a special treatment, by special treatment I mean a head removement, because the mean humans took her away. Usually the humans treat us real nice and feed us yummy stuff like corn, soybean meal and a not as yummy option called something like vitamins and minerals. After they get us all fed and taken care of, it becomes stupid November.