James Bondage stars in The Spy Who Fucked Me
Or how to conduct an interrogation in five simple steps
If you haven’t read What Happens in Vegas, this won’t be as much fun, so go read that first. Strangers Kurt and Blaine get drunk married in Vegas because Kurt wants a dildo and Blaine wants to keep Kurt from starring as a Bondage Boy in one of his brother’s James Bondage porn movies.
Cooper Anderson = Jason Sinn (his porn star stage name) = James Bondage (his best known porn role)
end notes - I wrote most this while wearing a Gryffindor pullover and I have a Celtic knot Deathly Hallows symbol tattoed on my ankle. The Gryffindork comment is all Cooper. :)
Cooper knocks on the door, shifting his weight from foot to foot. The door opens.…show more content… “Shit. I’d have gotten him a present.”
Cooper frowns. Blaine loves making a big fucking deal about his birthday. “No. It’s next month. It wouldn’t be a surprise if I showed up on his birthday. Kurt’s been with Blaine’s for a while, how do you not know this?”
Sebastian smiles, but it doesn’t reach his eyes. “I don’t pay attention to stuff like that. A few days before someone’s birthday, Kurt will either tell me to go get a gift or hand me something and tell me to wrap it because it’s so-and-so’s present from me. Come on in.”
“That sounds like something Kurt would do.” But Cooper can’t escape the nagging idea that he’s missing something. “I’m shocked Blaine hasn’t started spouting off a bunch of plans for the big day. It’s on his favorite holiday.”
“Blaine’s favorite holiday isn’t Valentine’s Day?” Sebastian says before his expression shifts into neutral. “I mean, of corse, Fourth of July is Blaine’s favorite holiday.”
Back the truck up. Blaine’s favorite holiday is Harry Potter’s birthday, not Fourth of July. He wears Gryffendork colors and makes everyone have butterbeer and treacle tart instead of cake. The year he turned eleven, all Blaine wanted was a letter from
