Lie Ology: The True Meaning Of Life

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Lie-ology

Having numerous degrees in lie-ology, and having studied the very depths and bowels of space, I know the exact way the world works, to the nearest hundredth at least, and so have, in the last several months, taken a journey with my pet crocodile, John, to the end of the universe. I have found out many things and can now say with conviction that I have figured out the “true meaning of life.”
Say it with me now, “We have figured out the true meaning of life!”
Very good, and doesn’t that feel refreshing? Well, before I tell you what it is that I have discovered, I must say that you look absolutely scrumptious today.
(Why, thank you; and hush now, to the story.)
Well, since the world is positively filled up now with its corporations and incorporations, I suppose what it is I’d like to say is: “The universe works the exact same way the world works.” …show more content…
(If you don’t remember, it’s most likely because you have been brainwashed, but that is a matter that is not so important and can be saved for another day.)
Why, I know other planets that have created businesses compiled of their whole nation, resulting in corporate wars that we can see from here.
(Supernovae? Don’t pull my
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