I am Minnesotan. Well, technically I was born in Durham, North Carolina, but I have lived in Minnesota since I was one, so for all intents and purposes, I am Minnesotan. There are some things that you should know about me since I am Minnesotan. I will never, and I repeat never, admit that I am cold. I will wear shorts and no jacket in below freezing weather, and if someone offers me their coat, I will politely decline and explain that it is “shorts weather” where I come from. Additionally, some people say I have a very minor accent and that I overemphasize my O’s. Unless you find my accent endearing, I would rather you did not mention it. Furthermore, I love Minnesota and I will defend it in any and all circumstances. I am proud to be Minnesotan,
