It’s the Grinch. Long time no see, am I right? You foresee, we haven’t communicated properly in a long some of time and I think I may know why. I am supposedly infamous for stealing gifts from Whos you gave presents to one Christmas, many years ago. Silly rumours! The Whos are just so self centred and only share catastrophic their side of the story! I’m telling you, it was all just ONE BIG misunderstanding. Clearly, one day I was in Whoville, catching up on my Christmas shopping of course, when I heard the craziest phrase a Who could hear! Apparently, you were going to put fatal bombs and hazardous items in the stockings and under the monstrous, green trees, inside the glass ornaments and all. Doing the right thing as my usual self,
