Resembling noxious weeds, invasive Muslims who take sanctuary in this glorious country, will enervate American vigor and morale with their opposing beliefs. How dare those leaders act in an altruistic manner to generously relieve those in immediate danger and constant misery! An unprejudiced proposal, which would allow Muslims to immigrate to America, would identify all Muslims and isolate them until strict screenings prove they present no threat to America. This scheme would require the concentration of all Muslims into detention camps on an offshore island. Before a Muslim can be released into the general population, they must complete a mandatory series of arduous labor; however, no labor is too strenuous for those who are truly willing to make great sacrifices for America. During this period of time, guards and troops will determine these Muslims’ deference to America. Once a Muslim relinquishes all of their amoral Islamic beliefs, thus becoming edified, they will experience their liberation and newfound freedom in America. The final solution will be exacted on those Muslims who refuse to abandon their despicable faith. For fear that those evil Muslims will be unable to coalesce with American civilization, they will face deportation or extermination, preferably with the use of gas chambers. Of course beholden ex-Muslims will thank the American government for finally accepting