Persuasive Essay: The Seven Essentials To Be An Athlete

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Congratulations newly minded Athlete!
You've made the varsity soccer team! Next you have to make a good impression on your team and on your coach. How you act like complity plan out your entire soccer career. You always have to look super good to make all the girl super jelly. As an athlete you have to build your reputation through your sport.
Here are seven essentials to get you started:

Look good- 40% of amazing athletes were cut from pro teams because they were ugly. Don't be that 40%. Make sure to wear lots of water/sweat proof foundation, and lots of concealer just incase you break a sweat. As a girl tectonically your instinct is to put your hair up while playing sport but don't.. Its ugly.

Be the lion- Be the lion of the team. When I say be the lion I mean be a lion. Get in your teammate face and ROAR. ( but don't open your mouth too wide because that's ugly) Make all your teammates fear you, do whatever it takes to make that happen. Don't be afraid to show your teeth to anyone. Don't let your bark be louder than your bite.
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Who needs a coach- Soccer coaches have no life and no confidence. BREAK THEIR EGO. Since coaches don't have any confidence a simple your shorts are ugly can break them. Dont obey anyone, if your coach tells you to take the ball down the field .. go up the field. Outsmart those low lifes.

4. Never be on time- Never be on time to practice or games. If you on time that shows that you are afraid of being late. Being afraid is weak, which will get you kicked off the team and no one wants that. When you show up late make sure everyone knows you're late on purpose, such as saying “ I'm not late, yall are just early”

5. Don't work hard - Working hard can show that you care. Don't care about anything or anyone. Instead of working hard makes sure to lake and take extra long water drink break, therefore you have to do the least amount of work possible. By doing this it gives the message of I have better things to