Pooper: A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila and Paul Walker Essays

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There's no better way to start this post than with a question: What the hell is wrong with Tila Tequila? If you'd forgotten about the former model turned reality star, yes, she is still around—and apparently she's gone a little wacko and a lot anti-Semitic, judging by her recent, nearly incomprehensible Facebook posts. On Sunday night, Tila posted the following rant about the tragic passing of actor Paul Walker, as well as the mysterious death of 21-year-old Canadian tourist Elisa Lam at a hotel in downtown LA:

The post, via Tila's Facebook:

I know who killed Elisa Lam. The Mysterious Video of the Girl in Elevator who ended up 'mysteriously dead' at the bottom of a closed off water tank. I believe I am the only person on this entire planet who knows what happened. I knew it the first time news of the strange video started circulating the internet weeks ago. I have just kept my mouth shut because there is a lot more to it and of course . . . cases like this . . . I just did not want to draw any attention to myself but I know exactly why they did it and yes it was indeed a ritualistic murder. Just like Paul Walker's. However, for Lam's case I have so much detail that it may blow your mind. I know it blew my mind and that's why I was debating on [whether] or not I should blog about it as I did not want to have anything to do with it . . . except for the fact that this ritual murder was directly linked to my ritual murder last year . . . So . . . kinda makes it hard for me to talk about, but . . ."
...did Tila Tequila just say that she was "ritually murdered" in 2012? Yes, she did—apparently, Tila Tequila actually believes that she has died seven times, for some reason. She also just said that Paul Walker's death—a tragic car crash in Santa Clarita last month—was a "ritual murder," and that college student Elisa Lam's death was as well.

Terrible and weird, yes—but it just gets worse. Here is the post that followed on Monday night, in which she called Adolf Hitler a "special and sweet kid":

Let me tell you all a very bittersweet story. Let's just call it: "Karma" - So once upon a time in a land far away there was a special and sweet kid who had a dream to become a painter. He was a brilliant artist and was ahead of his time. He had hopes, and dreams just like we all do. Unfortunately, the art schools did not feel the same as he and they rejected him. Fast forward a few years later he was roughed up and bullied on top of that by the same people he once loved. His Name was Hitler. Then fast forward a few generations, there was once upon a time a young lady who also had the same hopes and dreams as Hitler did. She probably loved the Jews as much as they hated her. She still loved them. As a matter of fact, the majority of her friends were Jewish. She loved them so much and just wanted to be accepted by them that she even tried to convert to Judaism, but no. It was still not good enough for them. They mocked her, rejected her and laughed at her through and through when all she ever did was show them her love. Her name was Tila Tequila.
According to the New York Daily News, Tila also included a terrible photo of her dressed as a Nazi…