The Great Gatsby Dialectical Journal

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DS had every intention of heading straight back to Shawnee, but the requests from media outlets were a P.R. dream according to David who was beyond elated at the heroism DS showed. "How much would it hurt to fly to L.A. or New York and do Kimmel or Stephen Colbert? They both want you. Hell, everyone wants you, DS! Shawnee can wait for a day or two." "I just really want to get home." "And you will. Just one interview." "I've already done dozens. Everytime I try to escape a building, they're there poking questions at me." "Then do just one before you head to Shawnee. For me, DS. For the company. Your grandmother will understand." "I suppose it couldn't hurt." "That's my boy. I always knew you had an incredible spirit, …show more content…
He was starstruck by Colbert. His grandmother thought him only second best to Letterman and was "just sick" that he retired before her Dickie had his moment of glory on The Late Show with her Dave. "You'd have to be living under a rock not to have heard about this guy. First that crazy menagerie in the already crazy city, San Francisco, and then, like that wasn't enough, the guy goes and butchers The Butcher. So, here, tonight, is a true hero, Richard Strait!!" Stephen Colbert was clearly …show more content…
Everything's an acronym, right?" "I guess you could say that. SC." The crowd loved DS all over again. And so did Grammy as she watched him from her Camel—infused living room. She chain smoked her way through the interview, nervous as a Catholic schoolgirl walking by the boys' playground on a windy day. "That's my Dickie." "Tell us about that morning." "Well, Stephen, that morning started the night before. The aPodment is a temporary living space in the Tenderloin, mostly a stepping stone for tech workers. The last thing I expected was to get a knock on the door, and instead of it being my buddy from across the way, it was The Butcher. He had tied up my friend Tracy and we believe he would have been the first to go." "There are rumors that there may have been some cannibalism involved." Colbert was morbidly curious and licked his lips Hannibal style. "If you're asking if there was a pot boiling on the stove, ready to go. Then no. Even so, my neighbor will probably get rid of his hotplate and pasta pot. It's O.K. SF has great delivery." The audience let out a guilty little laugh. "Right. I hear they deliver anything there!" Colbert motioned smoking a blunt into the