These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, is currently unemployed, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.
by the way, this blog is 100% real.
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8th Aug 2013 | 52 notes
Guys, my book is #33 on Amazon.com’s Humor Bestsellers’ List. Let’s get it to #1 tonight. I need my fans’ help to get there, so please head over to Amazon now and pre-order a copy. Thanks for all the support!!! -Mac http://bit.ly/xqklo
8th Aug 2013 | 237 notes
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8th Aug 2013 | 1,182 notes
Bennett wants to be a billionaire!
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21st Jul 2013 | 1,120 notes
Bennett on Star Wars
2nd Jul 2013 | 435 notes
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