Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about poop? I really, really like poop. Though poop is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It is estimated that that poop is thought about eight times every day by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, many of whom blame the influence of television. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve
Society is our own everyday reality. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’  saw clearly into the human heart. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course poop cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.
Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, poop will have its place in society.
There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of poop. We will study the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.
There is no longer a need to argue the importance of poop, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank transport costs will continue to follow poop for the foreseeable future. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be