A Chelsea Handler Biography The queen of late night Chelsea Handler was born on February 25, 1975, in Livingston. She moved to Los Angles to become an actress. When Chelsea was working as a waitress she started to do stand- up comedy. She did television work and in 2005 she was on the best sellers list for her books. Chelsea Handler has a show now and it’s a success. Chelsea Handler was the youngest out of six children and sometimes felt like she got lost in the crowd and no one listened to her. She thought that her Mormon mother Sylvia and Jewish father Melvin cared but not enough. Chelsea Handler explained to Los Angles magazine that "I was always quizzing my parents “Do you know where the school is”? Even as a child Chelsea was a very opinionated child. When Chelsea was ten she and her family lost her oldest brother. When he was in Wyoming hiking with his friends he tripped on a root and there was a drop off right next to him and he fell to his death. This motivated her more after high school she moved to Los Angles to become an actress during that time she was a waitress audition after audition no luck for Chelsea. At twenty-one Chelsea handler got arrested for drunk driving. As her punishment she had to go to a special DUI class. When she would stand up and tell her arrest stories the other students would laugh and from this experience she started to do stand-up comedy. Chelsea would have gigs at country clubs. Chelsea Handler amused audiences with her bold and sometimes vulgar acts. She makes herself look like a hard partying women with bad language. Chelsea handler booked a show called “Girls behaving badly”. She also guest stared in My Wife and Kids, The Practice and The Bernie Mac Show. Chelsea’s fist book came out My Horizontal Life: a Collection of One-Night Stands. This book put her on the best sellers list in 2005.In this book she put real life situations that amused her readers. The following year she got her own show called The Chelsea Handler show. In her show Chelsea made fun of celebrities and herself in skits and sketches. Chelsea
Young boy: Daddy’s back mommy!
(Medium shot of a woman running to the door looking very excited and swinging the door open)
Woman: Welcome back honey! Do you need any help with the luggage?
(MS of man taking his luggage out of the trunk of a black taxi, with grim expressions on his face)
Man: Thanks, I can handle it; in fact I need to tell you something urgent.
(CU on woman’s face as her expression changes from happiness back to grim)
(Cut to the young boy sitting on the couch playing with…
tomatoes, and a variety of vegetables.
As a boy I always looked forward to canning season. I did not like scrubbing the canning jars or working in our hot kitchen. But I did like working with my mom and dad. And I loved eating my work! I am sure I ate more fruit than ever made it into any of our canning jars.
My memories of time spent in the kitchen with Mom and Dad are stirred every time I see a bottle of home-canned cherries or peaches. The basic lessons I learned about temporal self-reliance and provident…
can be very difficult. Your message needs to be clear and straightforward so that your audience can gain interest in little time. It’s all about how you send your message and if you can catch attention from the right crowd then your message can be delivered to other platforms. With this strategy, I wrote my essay on pollution in the oceans. I chose a target audience and used that to deliver a message about our world’s oceans.
The approach that I used for my proposal argument “Pollution…
O, that this too too solid flesh would melt
Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!
Or that the Everlasting had not fix’d
His canon ‘gainst self-slaughter! O God! God!
How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable,
Seem to me all the uses of this world!
Fie on’t! ah fie! ’tis an unweeded garden,
That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature
Possess it merely. That it should come to this!
But two months dead: nay, not so much, not two:
So excellent a king; that was, to this,
How I Met My Husband
by Deonna Sneed
ello, my name is Joy Opera and i'm going to tell you a story about how ii met
my husband. So i was head back to class i seen a poster that said ~ Ms.Carroll
is looking for 12 students to play basketball for the lincoln heights if you want to
tryout, meet me in the gym at 2:30 ps please bring shorts and a tshirt with
sneakers good luck!~.but as i walk pass I seen a boy who was just standing there
looking at theball.
”are you ok” said joy.
with all his heart, he’d do anything for her. “Do you have to go to camp ?” “Yea I know, but it sounds really fun, and my mom is actually letting me go, and you know how she is.” “I’m gonna miss you.” “It’s only for 2 month’s, 1 day, and a few hours. Now that I think about it that is pretty long. How i’m gonna live without seeing that stupid face?” “You’ll live.” DING-DING. “Well this is it .” “Yea i know i’ll see if i can call from camp.” HONK-HONK. It was Connor's mom they were supposed to go…
through a secure website, which is maintained by in-house program staff.
Throughout the past twenty years, citizens and lawmakers have had a vast concern for deaths due to overprescribing of controlled substances and have worked on ways to help combat this issue. INSPECT was designed to address the problem of “prescription drug abuse” and cases of “diversion” in Indiana. By compiling controlled substance information into an online database, INSPECT can perform two critical functions, maintain a…
factors lead to the death of Romeo and Juliet, but I think it should to blamed Friar Laurence.He makes three mistakes that lead to Juliet's death or the tragedy happen. He help juliet and romeo secret marry.He gave a poison to Juliet. He trusted someone else with the important letter to deliver to Romeo. If he didn’t made these three major terrible mistakes, Juliet might not have killed herself, that Romeo and Juliet might not be died.
Friar Laurence’s help in the marriage of Romeo and Juliet has caused…
Later on, my mom insisted on working again and after that, our family went downhill. My parents began fighting more than usual and decided to split up. With them acting like they were in a high school relationship, it forced me to grow up.
Until I was 6, we lived in Amityville. My house was a small ranch home with dark brown siding all around and a pale blue door. When you first walked inside, there was old fashioned pink floral wallpaper around the house with clawed mahogany furniture with ugly…